We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
How's work?
Spinning.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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