The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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