my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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