Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Randomize
