This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
