Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
