Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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