Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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