The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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