She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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