can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
She announced her abortion via fbk
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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