just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
