just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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