Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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