Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize
