i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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