She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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