how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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