yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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