Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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