Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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