I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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