i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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