): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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