I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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