One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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