this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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