Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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