physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
thus making me awesome and them whores
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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