I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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