I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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