Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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