I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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