why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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