I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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