So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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