remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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