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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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