It's just like the Real World with babies
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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