i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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