I hope mine doesn't look like that
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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