it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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