my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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