i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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