That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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