They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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