Sponge bath it is.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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