I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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