Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
