It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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