I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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