So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
