You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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