I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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