worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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