No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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