pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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