The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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